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<<Mission Blog Home Posted: 10-06-2017

jobs-of-the-living-dead

Halloween is mere weeks away. And as you prepare for the ghosts and goblins to appear it might be a good time to reflect on your career. Now, we could take the obvious tack and talk about “dead end” jobs or career “killers”, but those topics have been, well, beaten to death.

Instead, we wanted to look at those careers that deal with the dead. After all, the only two things that are certain in life are death and taxes. If you’re not good with numbers that eliminates the latter option. Besides, until immortality is established there will always be opportunities for the following:

First, we will pass on an in-depth analysis of the obvious positions. Funeral Director, Coroner, and Mortician are the careers that first come to mind. But, oh, there are so many others to consider.

Mortuary Make-Up Artist
Your Uncle Morty was not sent to the great beyond before the family had its viewing. And, the body had to be prepped. Enter the Mortuary Make-up artist. This career path can go a couple of ways. Many funeral parlors employ a cosmetologist on staff. However, there is also ample opportunity for freelance work in this field. In general you can expect a salary of around $34,000 a year.

Forensic Entomologist
This is a highly specialized, if somewhat creepy, field of endeavor. Basically, you would be studying maggots and other insects that invade a body. This is not for the faint of heart but someone has to do it. However, the median annual salary is around $200,000.

Grave Digger
Someone has to make the hole and that someone can expect to make about $45,000 a year.

Cremation Technician
They cremate the body and collect the ashes. They also can expect to make about $35,000 annually.

Obituary Writer
Aren’t you amazed when a celebrity passes and there is an in-depth obituary in the next day’s paper (or on line)? Someone has to research and write this. Of course, for every Robin Williams or Monty Hall they also have to make Uncle Morty larger than life. This can pay around $42,000.

Head Stone Artist
This is more of a craft profession but spelling mistakes are definitely a no-no. However, with an estimated 10,000 cemeteries in the United States there is always a need for head stones. Generally, the average engraver will make around $44,000 a year.

Road Kill Cleaner
That dead skunk sitting in the middle of the road and stinking to high Heaven has got to go. And, neither you or I are going to scrape it off the median. Enter the road kill cleaner. This is a career that takes a strong stomach and someone who isn’t faint of heart. However, it can allow you to set your own hours and work outside. Generally, carcass collectors are contractors and can charge local municipalities by the hour or the size of the animal.

Admittedly, seeking a career in death services is not for everyone. The upside to this is that the competition is likely more limited than it is in, say, marketing or retail. And, you don’t have to deal with rude or unhappy customers. What are they going to do – haunt you?


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This article was written by: Steve Allan
SMThree.com


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